So, is Chris fake too? Whaaaaaaat the hell

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donautistic:

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Me? Only my breasts are fake.

can i touch them?

Only if you:

A. Bring me some food.

B. Buy me Huey Lewis and the News’s “Sports”.

If you do both, well, I won’t mention the prize that you get for that.

ok…what do you want to eat?

and would u like coffee to go with the News and Huey Lewis?

I was going to go obvious and say a hot beef sandwich, but I’ll be more subtle and say footlong hot dog.

nice i dont even have to go buy one!!! i’ll just show up!!!!