So, is Chris fake too? Whaaaaaaat the hell
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Me? Only my breasts are fake.
can i touch them?
Only if you:
A. Bring me some food.
B. Buy me Huey Lewis and the News’s “Sports”.
If you do both, well, I won’t mention the prize that you get for that.
ok…what do you want to eat?
and would u like coffee to go with the News and Huey Lewis?
I was going to go obvious and say a hot beef sandwich, but I’ll be more subtle and say footlong hot dog.
nice i dont even have to go buy one!!! i’ll just show up!!!!