So, is Chris fake too? Whaaaaaaat the hell
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Me? Only my breasts are fake.
can i touch them?
Only if you:
A. Bring me some food.
B. Buy me Huey Lewis and the News’s “Sports”.
If you do both, well, I won’t mention the prize that you get for that.
ok…what do you want to eat?
and would u like coffee to go with the News and Huey Lewis?